50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement: The Humorous Guide To Enjoy Life After Work

50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement: The Humorous Guide To Enjoy Life After Work

<h1>You've found your Ultimate Retirement Book!</h1> <p>Congratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up and enjoy retirement!</p> <p>Just think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and… no more paychecks! Yikes!</p> <p>The first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then sit around in your pajamas all day.</p> <p>There are lots of soap operas to catch up on and then of course all those small jobs around the house you’ve been putting off for years.</p> <p>That was always the plan, right?</p> <p>But the reality is you’ll still get up at 7 a.m. every morning, looking in the mirror and wonder what to do with yourself.</p> <p>Maybe you’ll head out to Starbucks and nurse a coffee all day.</p> <p>Or you could just sit on the porch and scratch yourself as people go by.</p> <p>Those options don’t appeal to you?</p> <p><strong>Well then, you’ve discovered the ultimate book on retirement just in time.</strong></p> <p><strong>Take this humorous approach to enjoy your retirement.</strong></p> <p>In this book you will discover the 50 best things you absolutely need to do to enjoy your retirement to the fullest, such as:</p> <ul> <li>Joining a Nudist Club... It’s a jiggle fest and a giggle fest</li> <li>Dancing.. Men will hate it, women will love it</li> <li>Get a Sex Change... for guys that had man boobs anyway</li> <li>The Art and Science of Napping... and yes there is</li> <li>Smoke Pot... Join the movement, it’s a joint effort</li> <li>Check out Cemeteries... Your last rodeo</li> <li>Gamble in Vegas Baby! What happens there stays there</li> </ul> <p>And so much, much more…</p> <p>After reading this book, you will never get bored in your retirement.</p> <p>You will know exactly what to do in your life... in the funny, humorous ways...</p> <p><strong>Perfect read for retirees. Perfect retirement gift.</strong></p> <p><strong>Get this book now and enjoy the great next chapter of your life.</strong></p> <p> </p>